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Ever get tired of flipping someone off the same dingdang way each time? Well, we have a solution for you folks. Brought to you by Ingrid Forss, Steve Forss, and Leigh Seddon (who wishes to remain anonymous ) (OOPS! Sorry Lynn--uh, er Leigh!!) here is the most up-to-date way to flip someone off!


Although it's not exactly convenient to use when you're driving your car and it definitely lacks the time efficiency and discreteness of the middle finger, the middle toe makes up for all of this by bringing an element of surprise to the table. (See illustrations below)



So next time someone gets your dander up, before you flip the bird consider one or both of your middle toes.



**Disclaimer: Ingrid, Steve, and Leigh are not responsible for any fights, car accidents or charlie horses that may or may not result from using the middle toe.