My very first love letter

In the first grade I was just absolutely in love with this boy, Timmy Tormey. Well, him and his brother David, this kid Michael, his brother Jamie and just about every other boy in my school. Haha! For whatever reason, Timmy was the only one who ever got a love letter from me. The only reason I know this is because my teacher happened upon it and was concerned (I mean, I was threatening to cwit going to school haha) so she sent it home to my mom. Mom kept it for whatever reason and when I found it a couple of years ago I thought it was the funniest thing ever.

I don't think I was ever this romantic before the love letter and I know for a fact I haven't been since. I must've used up all of my romance. hahaha

Notice the lovely picture I drew of timmy and I and our baby (poor thing has no ears... but it has a rattle in its hand!) on the green grass by the water (in case you couldn't tell)... check out my beautiful hair (I'm the one on the right)! If you notice the appendage connecting the two of us mid-abdomen... that was us having sex. hahahahaha...

Most of this letter was written in crayon... classy, huh? Hey, when you're trying to impress a boy you have to pull out all of the stops. And apparently I loved the kid. haha!


The good news is that my spelling has improved as has my handwriting. (It's not nearly as inbearising now haha) maybe now Timmy would've been smitten. Haha!